Do you believe that God parted the Red Sea for his people to cross on dry land?

“Certainly.”

Do you believe that God saved Noah’s family from a deluge of water that covered the earth?

“I do.”

Do you believe that God restored DNA in Lazarus to bring him back to life?

“Of course.”

Do you believe that Jesus rose from the dead?

“Yes.”

Do you believe that God created the earth in six literal days?

“No. That’s impossible. He couldn’t do that…”

What?